Thursday, November 13, 2008
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
edgier
Monday, October 20, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
Joke.:
joke ofthe day is ...
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If the letters of the alphabet, A-Z, are represented by the numbers 1-26 in sequence, then
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%
But
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118%
So, one can conclude, with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'
Dr. Neal Bernand
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Magnolia (1999)

1) Sir Edmund William Godfrey, a resident of Greenberry Hill, London, was killed by three vagrants looking to rob his pharmacy. The surnames of these men were Green, Berry, and Hill.
2) Blackjack dealer Delmer Darion went scuba diving in a lake, and was accidentally picked up by a firefighting plane in order to put out a nearby forest fire. Darion died of a heart attack inside the plane. The plane's pilot, Craig Hansen, had gotten into a fight with Darion two days prior at a casino in Reno. The guilt and measure of coincidence eventually prompted him to commit suicide.
3) 17-year-old Sydney Barringer attempted suicide by jumping off the roof of his Los Angeles apartment building. Meanwhile, his parents were arguing inside their apartment. His mother threatened his father with a shotgun, and accidentally fired at the window just as Sydney passed. There was a safety net that would have saved Sydney's life had he not been killed by the bullet. His parents hadn't known the gun was loaded; Sydney had loaded it himself a few days earlier, hoping one of them would kill the other. Sydney's mother was arrested for murder, and Sydney himself noted as an accomplice in his own death.
San Fernando Valley, present day:
Claudia Wilson Gator, a depressed and somewhat bipolar cocaine addict, meets a stranger at a bar. They have sex back at her apartment. The next morning, Claudia's father, game show host Jimmy Gator, pays a visit. He tells Claudia that he has bone cancer and that he's going to die soon. Claudia doesn't seem to care, and furiously yells him out of the house. (The man from the bar later leaves off-screen.)
That same morning, Nurse Phil Parma arrives at a large house to look after Earl Partridge, an elderly television mogul who's dying of brain and lung cancer. Earl's much younger wife Linda (who married him for his money) leaves to go see Earl's doctor. The doctor writes her a prescription for a potent morphine painkiller that can diminish Earl's pain. Meanwhile, Earl tells Phil that he has a son: sex guru Frank 'T.J.' Mackey (born Jack Partridge). Earl wants to see Frank before he dies, and Phil attempts to contact him.
Frank is currently leading an enthusiastic seminar for "Seduce and Destroy", which can enable men to get women to sleep with them. A reporter named Gwenovier arrives at the studio, as Frank is scheduled for an interview with her later.
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith, who as a child won a large amount of money on Jimmy Gator's show "What Do Kids Know?" (of which Earl Partridge happens to be a producer), now works at an electronics store. However, his bosses fire him since his sales are down. He pleads with them as he needs to pay for corrective braces (which he doesn't need; his teeth are straight), but they force Donnie to hand over his keys to the store.
Jim Kurring, a religious police officer who is divorced and currently looking for a relationship, answers a noise complaint and finds a dead body inside a woman's closet. Though he was the first on the scene, he is later ignored as his superior questions his fellow officers. Outside, he meets a young boy named Dixon, who recites a rap referencing "the Worm" and God bringing rain in. Jim dismisses this as nonsense and drives off.
Stanley Spector, a child genius and current long-running contestant on "What Do Kids Know?", is picked up from school by his avaricious father Rick and driven to the game show studio to win some more money. Stanley seems strangely reluctant.
Afternoon (it starts raining):
"What Do Kids Know?" pits a panel of three children against one of three adults through a series of trivia questions; Stanley and his two co-contestants are minor celebrities thanks to their tenure on the show (in actuality, Stanley's co-contestants barely do anything; Stanley himself is the main reason this panel has lasted so long). During preparations, Jimmy downs several shots of alcohol. The live taping begins at 3:30 PM, and Jimmy's questions are, as usual, expertly answered by Stanley. During a break, Stanley asks to go to the bathroom, but he is denied this request.
Officer Jim answers another noise complaint, this one at Claudia's apartment. After frantically hiding her cocaine, she opens the door. Jim is stunned by her attractiveness. He takes a look around the place, decides not to write her up, and, not wanting to leave, makes casual conversation with her.
Donnie enters a bar (the same one where Claudia was the previous night), where it is revealed why he wants braces: he is desperate to connect with his crush, Brad the bartender, who wears braces. Donnie starts up a conversation with patron Thurston Howell, lamenting on love, as well as the fact that his parents abandoned him after taking all of his game show money.
Linda goes to a pharmacy to pick up some medications, including Earl's morphine. The pharmacist tries making idle conversation with her, but she eventually finds his questions too personal and launches into a furious tirade before leaving with the medication.
In order to find the number of "Seduce and Destroy", Phil orders some pornographic magazines. He calls the number and tries to make his way through to Frank.
The seminar takes a break as Gwenovier interviews Frank. The interview turns hostile when she questions him about his father Earl (whom he had earlier lied was dead). She goes over the details of how Earl abandoned his first wife Lily when she became ill, and of how a young Frank had to take care of her as she lay on her deathbed, then asks him why he lied.
Late afternoon to nightfall:
Linda tells her lawyer that she wants to change Earl's will; she reveals that she has cheated on Earl many times, and only started to love him when he was diagnosed with cancer. The lawyer says she can't change the will, but she can renounce it. Linda can't do that, as the money would then go to Frank (Earl has lied to her about his relationship with Frank, blaming his son for the distance between them). Frustrated, she returns home. She attempts suicide in the garage via carbon monoxide, but stops herself to bring the morphine drop inside.
Donnie drunkenly confesses his feelings to Brad before going to the bathroom to vomit. He later returns home and gathers some spares he has had made of the keys to the store, planning to rob the money for the braces.
Stanley realizes that the people around him are using him for money and publicity, and stops answering questions, which lets the adult panel get way ahead. He wets his pants during a round, while Jimmy collapses from his deteriorating condition. Jimmy recovers, but Stanley refuses to get up for the final round and instead goes into a rant about how children are looked down upon and the like. The show is forced to end without a clear winner (though it is implied that the adults win thanks to their accumulated score). Rick is infuriated. Stanley flees the studio and breaks into his school library, hiding there and perusing books about child geniuses for the rest of the night. Jimmy returns home to his wife Rose.
Officer Jim leaves the apartment, but not before arranging a date with Claudia later that night. After he leaves, Claudia puts the cocaine back on her table and turns on the TV to watch "What Do Kids Know?", just in time to catch Stanley's rant. As the show ends, Claudia is seen crying for an unknown reason.
While driving, Jim spots a suspicious man (the Worm) and takes chase. The Worm shoots at Jim, whose gun is surreptitiously stolen by Dixon. The Worm flees, and Jim becomes a laughingstock with his fellow officers for having lost his gun. He returns home to get ready for his date.
As Phil gets in touch with Frank's assistant, a cold and indignant Frank refuses to answer any more of Gwenovier's questions. After the interview, Frank deliberates over whether to take Phil's call. Linda enters the house and violently forces Phil to hang up. Frank hangs up as well, having decided not to speak to Phil. The seminar continues, but Frank's now-troubled mindset causes him to make an error and lose his temper. Following the seminar, he changes his mind and drives to Earl's house, though he hesitates to go inside.
After a tearful apology to Phil, Linda leaves to commit suicide. She parks at another location and takes some medication with alcohol, while Earl laments to Phil about the regret that has tortured him over his son and first wife (Earl was extremely unfaithful to Lily, mirroring Linda). Phil then gives Earl the morphine.
What follows is a bizarre, somber sequence where the nine main characters sing along to Aimee Mann's "Wise Up".
Night (it stops raining):
Claudia and Jim go to a restaurant. Their night goes bad when, following a kiss, Claudia's neurotic self-hatred causes her to break down and leave without Jim.
Jimmy admits to Rose that he has cheated on her in the past. They eventually talk about Claudia, and he implies (though never openly admits) that the reason she hates him is that he molested her. Disgusted and outraged, Rose leaves the house, yelling that Jimmy deserves to die alone. Jimmy then takes out a gun and prepares to end his life.
Linda's dying body is found by Dixon, who calls 911 (but not before stealing her cash). An ambulance takes her and heads for the hospital.
Frank enters the house and speaks to Earl (who is unresponsive because of the morphine) as Phil watches solemnly. Though silently hostile at first, Frank soon breaks down into tears and begs Earl not to go away.
Donnie successfully robs the store and leaves, though one of his keys breaks off in the door. The weight of his act later hits him, and he decides to return the money. Since one of his keys is broken, he tries climbing a telephone pole to enter the store from the roof.
Jim drives by and sees Donnie climbing the phone pole. He turns around to arrest Donnie, but stops when thousands of frogs inexplicably begin raining from the sky. One frog hits Donnie, who falls and injures his teeth.
The frogs start falling as Claudia snorts some coke in her apartment. Rose arrives at the apartment and comforts her frightened daughter.
The frogs cause Linda's ambulance to tip over during the drive. Fortunately, this happens right as it arrives at the hospital.
A frog falls through Jimmy's ceiling and hits his head, causing him to accidentally shoot a TV. He falls, unconscious, as a spark from the gunshot starts a fire...
From inside the library, Stanley watches the frog storm, smiles, and calmly says, "This happens. This is something that happens. Something that happens."
As Phil gazes at the frogs, Earl wakes up, sees Frank, and struggles to say something. Before he can utter a coherent word, he dies.
The next morning:
Stanley returns home and wakes Rick, who apparently has not tried very hard to find his son. Stanley tells Rick to be nicer to him, but Rick coldly tells him to go to bed.
As Earl's body is taken away, Phil and Frank get a call from the hospital. Frank heads there to see Linda, who is recovering.
Jim gets his gun back when it suddenly falls out of the sky. After hearing his story, he decides not to arrest Donnie, and the two enter the store and put the money back, though Donnie now does need braces. Jim refers Donnie to a friend of his who can correct his teeth, and they part ways.
At Claudia's apartment, Rose goes to answer the door as Claudia sits in her bed. Jim soon enters the bedroom and speaks to Claudia, telling her that he will love and accept her for who she is. Looking forward to this new relationship, Claudia breaks the fourth wall and smiles directly at the viewer(s).
Thursday, October 9, 2008
The Ellen Show w/ Eric Dane
hola..
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
My Show!
Rules
Two contestants play against one another. As the title of the game indicates, it is based on two skills: numeracy rounds and letters rounds.
In the television version, there are also "duels". These are speed problems for which only the first player to provide the correct answer receives points. Both contestants may receive points in solving the other problems.
The winner of a match is the first player to win two games (manches, literally innings) or a player who wins the opening game by 40 points or more.
Each show is made up of 14 problems presented in five sections. The first, second, fourth, and fifth sections consist of one number problem followed by two letter problems. The third round consists of two duels. If the players are tied at the end of the program a buzzer question is used to break the tie.
[edit]Le compte est bon ("the total is right")
The goal of this round is to arrive at a chosen number (from 101 to 999) using the four basic arithmetic operations (+, −, × and ÷) applied to six numbers chosen randomly from the following alternatives: 1 to 10; 25; 50; 75; 100 (each number is drawn from the entire set, so the same number may appear more than once). Once these six numbers are selected, a three-digit target number is generated. The players combine the numbers arithmetically with the goal of producing the target number. The contestants may use each of the six numbers originally selected once, and the result of each operation performed with them once – for example, if a contestant multiplies 4 by 25 to obtain 100, he or she may no longer use the 4 or 25, but may use the 100 in further calculations. It's not mandatory to use all the numbers. All numbers used must be integers.
[edit]Example
- Numbers given : 8 — 4 — 4 — 6 — 8 — 9
- Target number : 594
- 8 + 8 = 16
- 16 × 4 = 64
- 6 − 4 = 2
- 64 + 2 = 66
- 66 × 9 = 594
Contestants signal that they have obtained the target number by saying le compte est bon. Nine points are awarded to each contestant who arrives at the target number exactly. If neither contestant obtains the target number, the contestant or contestants with the result nearest the target number receive six points each.
[edit]Le mot le plus long ("the longest word")
In this round, contestants alternately select a vowel or consonant (each chosen unseen from all possible vowels or consonants) until nine letters have been chosen. Contestants take turns specifying whether the next letter will be a vowel or a consonant. Specific letters may be selected multiple times.
The goal is to find the longest word using the available letters. The contestant with the longest word scores the number of letters in the word; both contestants get points if there is a tie. If a contestant tries a longer word that is not in the programme's dictionaries, his or her word is rejected, but his or her opponent may score the number of letters originally claimed with a shorter word. For example, if a contestant produces a nine-letter word that is rejected and his or her opponent produces an acceptable word that is shorter, the opponent gains nine points.
[edit]Example
- With the following letters:
- T O C E D A M I T
it is possible to get the French words dictat and amodie.
- With the following letters:
- R U R E T E C E R
it is possible to get the French words recruter and erecteur.
[edit]Duels
There are several variations of the "duel" section:
- the classic version, which consists of finding two words on the same theme after 9 letters have been given,
- "l'un dans l'autre" ("one within the other"): with nine given letters, find a nine-letter word and another word, within the first; one a proper noun, the other a common noun.
- "la bonne orthographe" (the "correct spelling"): a word is proposed and the winner is the one who spells this word correctly first,
- "le calcul mental" ("mental arithmetic"): the players must complete a calculation (for example, 24 × (32 − 5 × (42 ...) in their heads.
Only one answer is accepted, from the first player to provide one. If the answer is correct, five points are awarded to the player giving it. If the answer is incorrect, the player's opponent receives three points.
[edit]
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
CHAT LOG.

Friday, October 3, 2008
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Wish I told her how I feel,
Maybe she'd be here right now
but instead...
singing...
I pretend that I'm glad you went away
These four walls closing more every day
And I'm dying inside
And nobody knows it but me
Like a clown I put on a show
The pain is real even if nobody knows
And I'm crying inside
And nobody knows it but me
Why didn't I say the things I needed to say
How could I let my angel get away
Now my world is just a-tumblin' down
I can say it so clearly but you're nowhere around
The nights are so lonely the days are so sad and
I just keep thinking about the love that we had
And I'm missing you
And nobody knows it but me
I carry smile when I'm broken in two
And I'm nobody without someone like you
I'm trembling inside
And nobody knows it but me (yeah)
Lie awake, it's a quarter past three
I'm screaming at night if I thought you'd hear me
Yeah, my heart is calling you
And nobody knows it but me (well, well)
How blue can I get?
You could ask my heart
But like a jigsaw puzzle it's been torn all apart
Billion words couldn't say just how I feel
A million years from now you know I'll be loving you still
The nights are so lonely the days are so sad and
I just keep thinking about the love that we had
And I'm missing you
And nobody knows it but me
oooo oohhhhh yeah
Tomorrow morning, I'm a hit a dusty road
Gonna find you, where ever, ever you might go
And I'm gonna load my heart and hope you come back to me
(Say whent the nights are lonely)
(3x with adlib until fade)
The nights are so lonely the days are so sad and
I just keep thinking about the love that we had
And I'm missing you
And nobody knows it but me
Skoutiulicious!
1.The nice men are ugly.
2.The handsome men are not nice.
3.The handsome and nice men are gay!!!!!!
4.The handsome nice and heterosexual men are married.
5.The men who are not so handsome, but nice, have no money .
6.The men who are not so handsome, but are nice, with money think we are only about their money.
7.The handsome man without money are after our money.
8.The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, dont think we are beautiful enough ...
9.The men who are some what handsome somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy ...... AND NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE
10.The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative!!!
libre interpretacion conchudos!
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Saturday, September 27, 2008
l'colectiv
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Wat Pass??
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Mrs Crocker
Duff!
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Piece of ME (Quasi-Raw)


Saturday, September 20, 2008
Kiss
ANNA: She is beautiful.
DAN: I've got to see you.
ANNA: No.
DAN: What is this, patriotism?
ANNA: I don't want trouble.
DAN: I'm not trouble.
ANNA: You're taken.
DAN: I've got to see you.
ANNA: Tough.
DAN: _You_ kissed me!
ANNA: What are you, 12?
Closer.
To Love You More
Need me like you did before
Touch me once again
And remember when
There was no one that you wanted more
Don't go you know you will break my heart
She won't love you like I will
I'm the one who'll stay
When she walks away
And you know I'll be standing here still
I'll be waiting for you
Here inside my heart
I'm the one who wants to love you more
You will see I can give you
Everything you need
Let me be the one to love you more
See me as if you never knew
Hold me so you can't let go
Just believe in me
I will make you see
All the things that your heart needs to know
I'll be waiting for you
Here inside my heart
I'm the one who wants to love you more
You will see I can give you
Everything you need
Let me be the one to love you more
And some way all the love that we had can be saved
Whatever it takes we'll find a way
I'll be waiting for you
Here inside my heart
I'm the one who wants to love you more
You will see I can give you
Everything you need
Let me be the one to love you more
phonin'
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Ha!
heeybldda1 said on 9/17/08 2:46 PM …
Jajajajaja! anda los domingos al parqechito donde se juntan qe no se cmo se llama se qe qeda cerca de la bond street! jeje! y algunos en el abasto :P
heeybldda1 said on 9/17/08 2:50 PM …
De poder se puede jiji pero anda con una remera estampada con tu fotolog asi la gente te reconoce ! igual ahora el abasto esta re cacu ¬ por todos los qilombos qe se arman los domingos asi qe anda a unicenter :D!
heeybldda1 said on 9/17/08 2:57 PM …
Jajaja i vamos :D arre! no no tengo porqe si no mi hermana me pega pero qiero una! :P nada mas llevo una cartulina qe dice HEEYBLDDA1! no mentira :P ajka
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
"To a Young Artist
... You as an artist will unfold the mystery of life and share it with the world. It may just be two people your work will communicate to. Don't be upset. Be upset if you are not happy with your work. Never be upset about how many people have seen it, or how many reviews it has received. Your work will exist and keep influencing the world. Moreover, your work will keep changing the very configuration of our world no matter what kind of attention it gets or doesn't get. So even when you are an unknown artist, be caring of what you make and what you give out. Your work, no matter what, affects the world, and in return, it brings back 10 times what you've given out. If you give out junk, you get back junk. If you give out confusion, you will give yourself confusion. If you give out something beautiful, you will get back 10 times more beauty in your life. That's how it works. Your are now like a tree in the park. Your existence is making the city breathe well. So relax and be yourself. Don't try to be anything but yourself. Rely on your instinct and inspiration. Go with it!" -- Yoko Ono
Leeme..
I surrender
Pour que tu m'aimes encore
Raisonnable et nouveau, c'est ainsi par ici
Que les choses ont changé, que les fleurs ont fané
Que le temps d'avant, c'était le temps d’avant
Que si tout zappe et lasse, les amours aussi passent
Il faut que tu saches
J'irai chercher ton cœur si tu l'emportes ailleurs
Même si dans tes danses d'autres dansent des heures
J'irai chercher ton âme dans les froids dans les flammes
Je te jetterai des sorts pour que tu m'aimes encore
Fallait pas commencer m'attirer me toucher
Fallait pas tant donner moi je sais pas jouer
On me dit qu'aujourd'hui, on me dit que les autres font ainsi
Je ne suis pas les autres
Avant que l'on s'attache, avant que l'on se gâche
Je veux que tu saches
J'irai chercher ton cœur si tu l'emportes ailleurs
Même si dans tes danses d'autres dansent des heures
J'irai chercher ton âme dans les froids dans les flammes
Je te jetterai des sorts pour que tu m'aimes encore
Je trouverai des langages pour chanter tes louanges
Je ferai nos bagages pour d'infinies vendanges
Les formules magiques des marabouts d'Afrique
J'les dirai sans remords pour que tu m'aimes encore
Je m'inventerai reine pour que tu me RETIENNES
Je me ferai nouvelle pour que le feu reprenne
Je deviendrai ces autres qui te donnent du plaisir
Vos jeux seront les nôtres, si tel est ton désir
Plus brillante plus belle pour une autre étincelle
Je me changerai en or pour que tu m'aimes encore.
Fotologueando con un Flogger! Que genia esta pendeja.. con lo de la cartulina me rei horas! porque fue muy visual!
(fyi.. prohibido bardear porque la pendex es lahermana de una amiga.. asi que ojo )
heeybldda1 said on 9/17/08 2:36 PM …
Jejeje yo no bailo tanto! y a mi los emos me caen bien!
lastima qe son medios sencibles i bardean a los floggers ¬
asi no va!