Barbies of 2009

Hi, this is a public announcement to the makers of Barbie, MATTEL.

I have compiled a list of Barbies that I think our generation would appreciate, you know Barbies that people can relate to. 

So here is my list:

 

·      Aids Barbie

·      Amputee Barbie

·      Shemo Barbie

·      Midget Barbie

·      Stroke Barbie

·      Cross eyed Barbie

·      Obese Barbie

·      Bulimia and Anorexia Barbie (Now make sure to differentiate the two and add a little throw up on the bulimia Barbie shirt)

·      Abortion Barbie

·      Birth Control Barbie

·      Pregnant teen mom Barbie

·      My first period Barbie

·      My first pube Barbie

·      Serial Killer Barbie

·      Homeless Barbie 

·      Wigger Barbie

·      White Trash Barbie

·      Thread syndrome Barbie (That one would be a best seller)

·      Retard Barbie

·      Gastric bypass Barbie (Another best seller, add a little saggy skin on gastric bypass Barbie and that is a hit)          

·      Kankle Barbie (Another one women can relate to)

·      Fire crotch Barbie

·      Bestiality Barbie

·      And last but not least Hurricane Katrina Barbie

 

 

I hope this list comes in help MATTEL, make sure to credit me for this list.

 

P.s.> I stole this from a Chris Crocker Video! He is a BLAST!